Hella Geeky (but funny and kinda cool)…

Boldly go where no pizza has gone before? The classic design of the USS Enterprise. The cutter is made of laser-etched stainless steel and a zinc-chromium alloy secondary hull and warp nacelles for you to grip. It’s 8-1/2″ long overall, with a 4″ dia cutting wheel marked “USS Enterprise NCC-1701.” Gift-boxed for your favorite Trekker.

This pizza cutter is the only logical thing to use.